Day 2 of "cute" week....fuck you

Ok so today is day 2 and well....this is what you get



yes it's sad i know but i can explain...so i'm in school right? and i get home at 10pm and then i have to be up at 4:30 so i woke up at 5:03 and was bustin my ass to get to work on time so i didn't get to put conditioner in my hair, blow dry my hair or in general do anything awesome with it. Got to work and waited for it to dry....then i flat ironed it....THANK GOD FOR FLAT IRONS....and the outfit....well it's comfy and looks acceptable....except i'm chubbeh!

And i have eye makeup on so i'm semi presentable....ok i failed a little today....

*sigh* guess i can't have it all now can i?


fucking son of a........

Day 1 of "cute" week....

Ok bitches, i actually put on a semi decent outfit, got my hair blow dried then straightened (it still looks a tiny bit funny but fuck it) and.......AND i have makeup on....oh lord watch out for me!

ok so there's me...still chubby but hey i look almost put together! Oh and i lost like 3lbs...i mean ok! this day is getting better! What does suck though is i have to go to school tonight and i haven't doen any homework....i mean like none..zip....zilch....SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT so today after work i have to go home and read some BS about mouth diseases and junkity junk...i know you're jealous of my fabulous reading.

Ok so this wasn't the most entertaining blog ever but hey, i blogged, you read, you still love me and i'm adorable....well....some of that shit at least

Dear Life: I'm sorry i've neglected you like some sort of filthy wench...

So i've realized that i've let my life get away from me. I'm unorganized, procrastinate...A LOT and all in all not living my life to it's fullest. It's sad to realize this whilst sitting at work supposedly working.

In high school i was lazy with my school work and just didn't care...and guess what? Yes it followed me into what we now call "adulthood". At some point one has to become an adult and get themselves together. I've decided that maybe, JUST MAYBE i can start slowly getting my life together.

For the last 4 years i've been with Mr. Big and i've avoided doing things because he didn't want to, because he wouldn't enjoy it, because he might be coming over and what if i'm busy and can't see him and OMG I'M THAT FUCKING BITCH WE ALL HATE. How the fucking shit did i allow myself to get so entangled in Mr. Big that i lost the adorable, awesomeness that is me? I've forgone dating because what if said man gets it together and can finally commit? What if i never see him again?....in the end would it matter? It's like a little light is beginning to shine through...now don't get me wrong, i adore Mr. Big in every way imaginable but at some point you realize that maybe, just maybe this is not what God has planned for you and that hopefuly......OH HOLY HELL hopefully there is another Mr. Big who is everything you need/want/desire and that your actions now are making it harder for you to meet him later?

So here we go, i have a planner....like i always do and never use....and now, we are going to start using it. Per the fabulous Chee who said "why don't you just write one thing down you want to get done per day" damn her for being all rational and shit. So i'm gonna! Also i'm going to stop avoiding the things i want to do because Mr. Big won't go with me or might call or might or might or might....fuck this might shit. I've passed up too much because of my ridiculousness.

NOW...don't go and think i'm not going to be ridiculous anymore...cause well...i'm pretty sure it's just in my genes....but i'm going to stop missing out on life because i'm strung up in lazyness, Mr. Big or my own self pity...oh yeah no more self pity! or some shit.....

The look cute challenge.....well kinda cause i'm already cute...oh

Ok so the cousin and I have decided to dress cute for one week...i mean like makeup, clothes and hair....like put effort in and all. Usually effort is reserved for weekends or going out....during the work week....well fuck it i like to sleep man.

So for 5 days....just five mother effing days i'm gonna do makeup, hair and an outfit and i'll take pics cause i'm cute anyway and who doesn't like seeing me? ahahah ok i'm a little narcissistic...whatever

Also we are back on the diet....yes again...always....forever...seriously i don't even wanna lose that much damn it!

Ok so today is also day one of dental assistant school....i'm scared...don't laugh asshole it's kinda scary! So i'm hoping that i'm not a douchebag and fail miserably....i'm thinking that if i do well then after i might go to school in TX to get my dental hygienist license..they make like 80 grand a year.....80 GRAND A DAMN YEAR PEOPLE!! Also....ALSO i'm so excited to move to TX i'm hoping to get there by may....the houses out there are so adorable and there are pools and heat and fun and Mr. Big is far away even though that terrifies/excites me.....ugh....

dear god....please let me meet a non-douchebag who i won't hate sometimes or want to punch in the face :) and also let him look like Reggie Bush and be hung like.....whoa TMI...sorry guys

here's a little muffin to look at...stud muffin that is...ha ok i'm a dork...sweet baby jesus i want this man.....ok i'm done i swear


p.s.
dear mr. bush...please fine your way to my house so i can molest you...you'll like it....i swear

Well fuck me...

So here is what I’ve decided…….if one more person I know has a baby or gets married I’m going to fucking scream….i swear to God!

So I’m talking to Georgia (the ex, not his real name obviously ha) and he says he hasn’t proposed to his gf because he doesn’t have the money….if he gets married before me I’ll off myself….mark my words, wrists slit! Ok maybe I’m exaggerating a tiny bit cause I’d like never kill myself but HOLY FUCKING HELL ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?

I wish Mr. Big (yes I just called him that because well….he reminds me of Mr. Big except that I don’t get a diamond ring in the end and a wedding at city hall…..so he’s like Mr. Big in the first couple of seasons) would get his crap together or that I would stop feeling anything for him…..except that that’s like a friggin IMPOSSIBILITY! It’s funny cause my feelings for Georgia went away, I mean I love him like I love my brothers or whatever but that seemed way easier for some reason. Like my feelings were just done…yes there was a brief period where I wanted him back and thought I made a mistake but then I met Mr. Big and everything else seemed to go away. AH stupid men. I know that maybe moving isn’t/is my best idea but I need something else man….i am weak and cannot resist the man….as in Mr. Big not the friggin government….although I can’t resist them either but yeah anyway.



I’m exhausted guys…..just plain spent

Food Inc, still chubby and putting my hands in peoples mouths.....yes?

Ok so i just got done watching Food Inc and seriously it's amazing what you don't know. I have decided that i'm going to do my best to avoid meat or buy organic, no more fast food ever!!! and all in all pay attention to what shit i put in my mouth!

So i went to the site and there are a few things you can do so i'm gonna have some rules....yes i suck at rules but fuck you, you do too

                                   1. meatless mondays
                                   2. Avoid sugary drinks like soda
                                   3.Try to eat at home as much as possible

i know it's stuff we've all said but seriously it's scary to see what they do to our food and how our safety doesn't matter as long as they are making the money. Dude i get it, i want money too but seriously i'd like to not die from ecoli in the process.please and thank you!!

So starting tomorrow little sara is not so much boycotting as actively paying attention to the shit she buys and shoves in her chubby little mouth. I know that i'm only one person but really it's not so much as saying FUCK you big meat/sugar/corn/processed food companies as it is saying i don't want to die from random, unknown shit that i may eat thinking it's ok because there are government agencies regulating things.....not sure if ya'll know but uh.....they aren't regulating very well . This is not to say i'm becoming a vegetarian and i'll never have another hostess cupcake again BUT i will be limiting them as much as possible or finding better alternatives as not to support the horribleness that is the big food guys.....just sayin man just sayin


Ok i've hopped off my box.....

So yeah still chubby but am working on that as noted above ha! and, AND i start school on the 28th for dental assistant so i'll be shoving my hands in people's mouths.....you're welcome :) Luckily i'll have gloves for this so i won't have to touch the real nastyness that is peoples mouths.....nasty wenches!

and..............................i'm out!

I don't know man, this is me with random thoughts!!

So it's summer in Seattle FINALLY! And it's like 80ish degrees today and i'm the happiest girl ever cause i can sit in the sun and wear shorts and sunglasses and drink fruity beverages and omg i'm gonna explode!!

Ok so all i really got today was sunglasses, a skirt and sitting in the sun.....but fuck it i'll take it! So i'm still totally thinking of moving to Texas and am so utterly excited i might pee myself......ok probably not but really it's been known to happen.....oh shut up!

So i'm not sure if you noticed but for 3 weeks i've remained the same weight......cause i'm a chubby chub chub but.....BUT i haven't gained.......that has to be good yeah? Fuck you it's good. So i'm trying my hardest to eat healthy except i totally just had a fat cookie from the bakery downstairs...shit .....cookie has ruined me....

Oh and i've decided to give up on men unless a man that looks like reggie bush or tyrese comes up to me in a suit......or wife beater.......or just boxers........or or or.........ok no but really reggie if you can hear me please show up at my door and insist on making my everything come true lol....i'll loves you i swears!! Apparently i need to get out more and possibly maybe stop fantasising about lovely, delicious, chocolately..........oh sorry

Ok fine, i'm done for now........well