Dear Coffee Cup,
Stop being an asshole!
Love Sara
So i have this coffee cup right? and it was totally awesome when i first got it but now.....well now i want to throw it out the window. It totally keeps my coffee warm but to open the drinky part you have to push the button down right? Sounds simple enough? Hell i was doing it pretty well for awhile there.....now, NOW it wants to stick and not move.....son of a .......so i have to buy a new one or have no coffee......COFFEE IS A MUST!
So.....update......i'm still chubby....i'm sure you totally thought i'd have lost 40lbs overnight but shockingly enough.......it didnt' happen~!
And i joined match.com because i'm a sad sad little girl.....after 4 years with R i feel like i'm old and will never get married or have babies...i'm only half exaggerating on this people! So i thought wtf i'll give it a try and i instantly regretted it after i gave them my credit card info BUT i have 6 months to i suppose find my true love.......wuv troo wuv.....so fuck it we are on match.com peoples! Wish me luck or that i don't get killed by some raving lunatic who seems normal enough until i go to his house and there's pics of me everywhere and little baby doll heads hanging from the ceiling......or some random shit.......or i'm gonna be in a hole in the floor with a poodle like in silence of the lambs....ok so maybe this is why i'm single? Cause i'm ridiculous
Well shit now i have to go work and crap because no one pays me to blog.....son of a....
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